He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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