So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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