we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Please don't give away my fajitas
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
