Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Randomize
