so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Randomize