I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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