question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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