How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
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