Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
So squirting runs in the family.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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