dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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