How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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