I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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