Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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