she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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