You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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