Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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