I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
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