I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
my liver is dry heaving
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