dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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