I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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