dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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