Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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