Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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