I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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