Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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