Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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