jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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