i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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