I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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