Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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