Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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