Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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