Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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