How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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