I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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