Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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