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(443): View more from Maryland

The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.

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(716): View more from New York

And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"

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(904): View more from Florida

I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.

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(513): View more from Ohio

She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.

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(716): View more from New York

I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.

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(319): View more from Iowa

QUICK FAX ME THE BALL

(1-319): View more from Iowa

Not how faxing works at all btw

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