did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
