im drinking this country out of the recession.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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