How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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