now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Green mimosas i think yes
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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