You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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