I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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