I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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