Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
she smelled like a LAN party
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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