I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I'm at about main and main street
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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