White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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