I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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