I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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