I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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