i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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