if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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