It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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