You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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