At least make sure they are 18
Why
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
time to smoke my breakfast
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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