i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Two words: blizzard sex
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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